1 if you got stuck in a dark ally with a friend what would you say?

Obey me slave!

2 if you got hit with a beer can what would you say?

Die.

3 if you were punched in the face what would you say?

You will feel the wrath of God.

4 if you got hit by a car and lived what would you say?

Your automobiles can't stop me!

5 if you met your fav band what would you say?

Let me be your slave!

6 if someone walked in on you in the shower what would you say?

If it's a girl I'd let her join me, a guy would instantly become a girl

7 if you got tagged what would you say?

YES MY LORD

8 if you were caught sniffing paint what would you say?

I don't sniff paint, paint sniffs me.